Another Fart Poem - this one by Me

A fart is like a tiny cloud,

A cloud of love that you can share;

Somtimes it sneaks out silently,

and lingers in the air.

A fart is like a special gift,

For your friends all tried and true;

Sometimes it makes a mighty blast,
and makes your face turn blue.

A fart is like an in-law

That shows up without letting you know;

It feels good when it gets here,

But you're glad to see it go.

A fart is like the morning dew,

As it glistens on the grass;

Cuz if you aren't careful,

It could end up on your ass.

Debzville

3-09-04